Fundawear Durex just came out with this new technology that allows people to “touch” each other from miles away. Touch your significant other’s pelvic bone through your iPhone.
If you haven’t see it yet, press play.
SON STOP PLAYIN
DUREX JUST KILT THE FUCKIN GAME
Uhmm, yes please.
I’d just get this so that when ever the other person is doing something like going to work or what ever I can just start grabbing her boob while she is talking to a customer and she would do the same to me and we would see who would break first
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself.