fun-in-our-life:

youngsherwood:

malloryee:


Wake skating the eighth wonder of the world. 

too beautiful

damn.

wait what

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.



shabbarbie:

blacknailswithglitter:

chroniclesofmydopemojo:

lordfxcker:

rapgamesensei:

chimpnz:

Fundawear Durex just came out with this new technology that allows people to “touch” each other from miles away. Touch your significant other’s pelvic bone through your iPhone.
If you haven’t see it yet, press play.

SON STOP PLAYIN

DUREX JUST KILT THE FUCKIN GAME

OH SHIT

Uhmm, yes please.

I’d just get this so that when ever the other person is doing something like going to work or what ever I can just start grabbing her boob while she is talking to a customer and she would do the same to me and we would see who would break first


rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"


tastefullyoffensive:

"My friend’s majestic huskies." -Hellbetty42

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 


themayoofcantown:

disco-garudyne:

hkddssofi9we04o9tw9t23r9od-0s:

what

it looks like an eyepatch for your dick. im gonna buy one and name my penis big boss

dickolas fury
ruinedchildhood:

But shit, it was 99 cents
untitled-warning:

remember when joel handed the mic to me to sing this oh lord
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